If I were a Boy

Chapter 03

“Mr. Park?

The teacher called but no answer came
“Park Daerho!” the teacher called for the second time and yet again…. no answer has been heard. 
The teacher impatiently pulled her white board eraser and threw it towards where Dara has been sitting
Dara felt herself being pushed from the side making her head bump on the crystal window. 
The eraser flew pass through her, missing barely an inch off her head

“Awww!” Dara pouted glaring back at the guy who pushed her
the guy chuckled “Stop pouting like that you look disgusting!” the guy said
“Ya!” Dara growled
“Oh do you rather want to feel Mr. Dong’s blazing eraser then?” his pretty eyebrow curved up
“And………………. are you gay?you look and even sound like one” the the guy added and amusingly chuckled
“well yeah~! I am gay you have a problem with that?” she hissed making the guy stared at her in disbelief
Just then another set of eraser came flying in hitting both of them right in the forehead
“Awww” both grunted massaging their forehead
“You both! one more and you’re going to detention… got it?” the teacher scowled
both just looked at each other with disgust

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The day went by so boringly that I end up writing drabbles on my empty and not so clean new notebook
I guess I have that as a talent… those little drabbles I wrote contains basically of small caricatures and little notes about whatever that comes in my mind that certain time. 
And guess who are my usual characters??
well MYSELF of course with my long time crush Youngwon or most commonly known as HERO of DBSK
……………………………….
which actually led me to thinking about my new pest classmate, seatmate and arrogant blonde jerk that I met early this morning
~flashback~
I felt someone hovering over me” 
I opened my eyes and was shock to see him.. only that hiss hair was blonde….
“ wha…. what the….Oh my ghhhaaad!” I mentally squealed as I stared at him ….. 
“Hero?” I mumbled as I literally forget about me disguising as a guy. 
He stared at me for a while, he weirdly frowned as his eyebrow twitched
“I’m not Hero, though people usually mistook me as him. I have to admit we look freakishly alike… hot aren’t we? oh… by the way you sound funny and you screamed like a girl dude ” 
he cockily said making me want to punch him in disgust. If he doesn’t resemble so much of hero.. I would have punch him already… but yeah… punching him is like punching Hero… I mean this guy could pass being his twin.
Then he stood up…. leaving me on the floor… 
Ghaadd what a gent! 
Ohhh! I wasn’t to be help anyway… I am a guy after all
~End of flashback~

“arrghhh that guy… who does he think he is?” I pouted clinching my fist. 
I made my way to the school cafeteria and found it already full. 
Looking around I saw Yunmi

I walk towards my best friend and she somehow felt my presence and looked up with her not so usual goofy smile
I looked around, and saw some familiar faces on the next table right next to them
Bom was there with Yunmi with her teary eyes… poor soul.
instantly I frowned knowing exactly why…. I saw the stupid duckbutt being cuddled by another female who looks like some barbie doll who just walked out from a parlor with a wrong perm. 
(You want to know how her hair looks like??? go get yourself some ramen….. about 20 packs.. then boil the noodles…. strain it… and viola~! )

Then my eyes darted towards the other table right there in Yunmi’s opposite side… 
a tall guy, small face, manly, good looking and err…. what is he doing? He was just staring at Yunmi with his knuckles on his chin… his eyes were sparkling…
Yeah like those anime cartoons with the pink heart beating on his eyes.
I laughed mentally, Yunmi’s charmed never ceased to amaze me…..Even in Seoul.
And then this blonde guy….
argghh!
Yeah, he may looked like my all time crush but No! This one is more like a pest than a human. 

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“Hey!” 
I greeted my friend 
“Dae Oppa! Save you some food and chair!” Yunmi squealed making everyone who heard her looked up and stared at me
I rolled my eyes “so much for attention neh?” I thought
“Hi! I greeted again awkwardly and took the seat next to Bom
I gave her a warm smile and took her hand that was on her lap and squeeze it. 
“You ok?” I asked and she nodded 
I looked up and gave the duckbutt a glare as he was already looking at me with so much hate
I mean… what’s up with him now? He has this perm disaster practically on his lap? 

The lunch went smoothly with the obvious tense atmosphere….

“Oppa, hows class?” my best friend, again with her not so usual girly tone 
“Boring” 
“awwww, its always been boring for you oppa” Yunmi grinned, she was playing around with her mash potato, totally oblivious about the guy who’s gawking at her on the next table.

“Ya” I elbowed her and and shifted my chair closer to her and pointed at the guy, She just looked at me questionably
Bom was just smiling shyly as I gave her a nod indicating that I need to talk to my best friend

“What about him?” she whispered back
“He likes you”
“He does not!” Yunmi hissed
“What?”
“He likes the ~ oh oppa, can I you give me a minute because I need to re do my make up!~ kind of Yunmi and not me” She rolled her eyes and give herself a pout as she tried to mimic the way she has been acting on this new school
I laughed hoarsely at her display. 
“who told you to start acting like a Barbie anyway?” 
“Well duh! I did it to save your ass from getting beaten Park Daerho!” She glared at me

We talked for a while, while I continued eating my lunch
but then
“Dara, I think you need to get Bom out of here” Yunmi nudge me and I immediately looked at Bom
She was staring at the next table
and darn she was again.. crying?
I followed her gaze and saw Mr. Duckbutt kissing the permed girl. 
I heave a deep sigh… darn it! When will this guy… stop

I hastily stood up! Knocking the chair off
which actually caught everyone’s attention

Yunmi just giggle while Bom’s stare darted towards me
I forced myself to smile and lean on the table
I leaned in more to face Bom…. our nose practically an inch away from touching.
“Hey you want to get out of here?” I fixed her hair and tuck it away from her face.
She didn’t answer… instead she looked back at the duckbutt as if wanting him to tell her what to do
I frowned and slowly caressed her cheeks holding it to face me. 
“hey, let’s go” I said firmly and after like a few seconds she nodded. Thank God…. I was already having some stiff neck plus our faces were just way too close. It started to give me goosebumps.

I pulled her up and looked back at my friend who was all smiling
“Yunmi ah!” we’re going to skip class…. see you at the house later ok… and expect me to be wasted… lock your room door. Coz you don’t want me in there” I threw her the card key with a grin

Ghaaddd! I know… darn that was cheesy but I was happy that I manage to get that duckbutts attention
I held on to Bom’s waist as I felt everyone’s stare followed us.

“this will be a long afternoon… that’s for sure”
I grinned and looked back at him. 
One more sly smile……. 
and darn…. he was….. all red and angry…. I can tell… he was jealous.

NOTE: would like to thank My readers for dropping by… esp Gorgeouz hehehe 
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